All Jokes
TRUE SAYING "Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father."
TEACHER: Which is the best month to study? MUZA: Octjubruary. TEACHER: Muza, don't be silly, there is no such month like that. MUZA: Exactly! That's the answer!
The day after his wife disappeared in a car accident, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Nigerian Policemen, "We are sorry Mr. Maxwell, but we have some information...
A child innocently asked his mother... CHILD: Would you leave your housegirl with your bank account card and your N1 million on the chair. MUMMY: No I don't trust her....
Micky's wife had just given birth to a baby... MICKY: Guess what it is? FRIEND: A boy! MICKY: No, guess again. FRIEND: A girl! MICKY: Ah! who told you?
AMERICAN ENGLISH: Shorts BRITISH ENGLISH: Knickers NIGERIAN ENGLISH: Short Knickers
One rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. AY came to buy the book. He bought the book for 2,000 Naira. The old man advised, "DON'T OPEN THE LAST PAGE OF...
Don't keep a condom in your wallet together with your money and expect money to multiply. Condoms are used to avoid multiplication!
LADY: My husband just swallowed paracetamol tablet by mistake... what should I do? DOCTOR: Give him a headache now, don't waste the medicine!
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. The Angel said, "Okay, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity...