All Jokes
He starts by telling you that you are SEXY. He then removes the 'Y' and has S E X with you. After that, he takes 'S' and start calling you his 'EX'
A pretty woman was driving down a country road in her new sports car when something went wrong and it broke down. Luckily, she happened to be near a farmhouse. She went up to the...
I just saved a life today on my way out. I asked a beggar how he would feel if l gave him N1000? He replied "Oga, I will die!" So l kept my money. Thank God I've saved a...
At a wedding, I asked the person sitting next to me, "Have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? She's ugly!" "You fool!!! That's my daughter you are talking about...
EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible. AY: I'm the one you want because on my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
A Nigerian couple living in the U.S.A unable to have children decided to adopt, they talked to the management and agreed to adopt a three months old Chinese baby. On the way...
7 TRUE FACTS ABOUT YOUR BODY 1. You cannot count your hair. 2. You cannot put soap in your eyes. 3. You cannot breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You...
FAINTING THINGS Just can't believe what my eyes saw yesterday evening. A Motorcyclist knocked a girl down, we all rushed to help her. While she was on the floor helplessly,...
One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.” Finally...
AKPOS: How far na for our discussion, you no go follow me go? SEYI LAW: I Don't think so. I'm just to occupied these days. AKPOS: Na wa for you o. You dey fall my hand too...