Relationship Jokes

Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them:Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?"Answer: "...

Akpos girlfriend found out that she was pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone...GIRLFRIEND: Honey, I've missed my period.AKPOS: Which one? MATHS OR ENGLISH?

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, I'm not feeling fine.AKPOS: Oh! Sorry. I've you taken your drugs?GIRLFRIEND: No, Just send me 500 naira MTN recharge card please.AKPOS: Do you want to recharge...

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to...

Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...

KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming?BOYFRIEND: Alright! No problem... But how much is it?GIRLFRIEND: It's just N15k.BOYFRIEND: BLOOD OF...

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, you know my birthday is coming very soon.BOYFRIEND: Yes I do.GIRLFRIEND: What gift will you present to me?BOYFRIEND: What do you want?GIRLFRIEND: Uhmm! Buy me an...

A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...