Relationship Jokes

Angelina and her anti gay campaigner boyfriend named Akpos went on a supposed romantic holiday to Spain. After four days in Spain, Akpos suddenly stopped caring and giving her...

GUY: Hi girlGIRL: Yes, how can I help you?GUY: I want you to be my girlfriend.GIRL: Do you work in a bank?GUY: No.GIRL: Do you earn salary?GUY: No.GIRL: Do you have an apartment?...

A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...

(Phone rings)AKPOS: Hello baby.GIRLFRIEND: Hey, can you please deposit 500 bucks for me? I want to go out to the mall with my friends!AKPOS: Do you think you should be going out...

I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do.I was chatting with this babe...

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming?BOYFRIEND: Alright! No problem... But how much is it?GIRLFRIEND: It's just N15k.BOYFRIEND: BLOOD OF...

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, you know my birthday is coming very soon.BOYFRIEND: Yes I do.GIRLFRIEND: What gift will you present to me?BOYFRIEND: What do you want?GIRLFRIEND: Uhmm! Buy me an...

A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...

CYNTHIA: (Akpos' Girlfriend) Akpos, my birthday is in two days, will you throw a party for me?AKPOS: And who will catch it?

2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...