General Jokes

EKAITE: Akpos, you won't believe it?AKPOS: What?EKAITE: My phone fell down from my hand, I picked it up, switched it on and I received a message.AKPOS: What message?EKAITE: My...

Mr. Smith was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man discussing with another man. 'Thanks for d weeknd Charlie, i rily had a great tym. Ur wife is a...

Ochuko and Akpos were travelling to Enugu in the same bus. In the bus, Ochuko persistently reminded Akpos about the money Akpos was owing him, asking him when he will pay back....

JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...

A man sped past a stop sign one day, and a traffic officer spotted him. When the man was stopped, the following conversation arose:OFFICER: Didn't you see that red sign there that...

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...

Akpos entered a fashion shop to buy a red shirt. At the shop, he discovered that there were only black shirts.AKPOS: I'm looking for a red shirt.SHOP ATTENDANT: There are only...

KWAME: Dude, why do you want to swallow a magnet?AKPOS: My wife says I'm not ATTRACTIVE again...

Akpos was having a problem with rats in his apartment. "Look man," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn rats keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his...