General Jokes
A newly-wed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's dog...
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...
A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...
When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...
AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an...