General Jokes

A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his new electric train set. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All you...

LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...

A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a part in any military actions...

Akpos, in a drunken state, was staggering home one night and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead...

A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...

Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...

One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there. He walked up to the farmer and said, "Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there. I think I'...

Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a...

A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...

Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I...