General Jokes
A bat in my village flew into a cave where all the other bats were living in. The bat had blood all over his face and this was noticed by the rest. They were insanely jealous as...
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber replied, "No charge. I consider it a service to...
JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite...
Akpos entered a fashion shop to buy a red shirt. At the shop, he discovered that there were only black shirts.AKPOS: I'm looking for a red shirt.SHOP ATTENDANT: There are only...
KWAME: Dude, why do you want to swallow a magnet?AKPOS: My wife says I'm not ATTRACTIVE again...
A signboard which reads "DO NOT URINATE HERE. OFFENDERS WILL BE FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man was caught urinating at the exact spot by a police officer and their...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...
SOPHIE: Why are those two mentally ill people kissing each other? AKPOS: They are MADLY in love.