Periodic Table

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...

TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic table.

AKPOS: Ehmm (scratches his head)... You, ma.

TEACHER: Shut up! How am I a periodic element?

AKPOS: Because I heard you telling the principal you are on your 'Period'?

Comment below on what you feel the teacher should do to Akpos?