African English

The following are blunders Africans say everyday...

Thank God for a brown new day!

My God is upsome!

Why are people so weekend?

Not all that glitters are goats!

Majority carries the volt.

May your name be highly exhausted.

My waste is paining me.

Thank God for spearing my life.

What is strong with you?

Lord, you are the killer that holds my life.

Please, how much is your age.

Look to the window, the principal just passed away.

I am not priding please.

Lord let your wheel be done.

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