HIV Armed Robber

An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that afternoon.

''Are you going to leave me with the money if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?'' Akpos asked.

''I will not collect the money and I will leave you.'' The Armed Robber said.

On hearing this, Akpos told the armed robber to give him five minutes and he went into his bedroom. When he came back from the bedroom, he told the robber to inject him with the HIV virus.

The robber was stunned, but he did as Akpos asked and left.

Immediately he left, Akpos' wife became worried, ''What the hell did you just do?!'' She asked.

"Akpos replied, ''Don't mind that silly robber, he doesn't know that when I went into my bedroom, I went in to wear a condom."
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li's picture

Hmmmm

Ramsey Aka loverchap's picture

Lolzz! Akpos abeg u mumu 4 dis 1 ooo. Wearing condom 4 wat? Is it 4 sex protection or 4 d injection protection? Rip akpos cos u don get hiv be dat o

kevwe Charlotte's picture

Akpors is just too dumb.

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