Village Virgin

A young man was ready for marriage but wanted a virgin, so he went to the village to get himself a bride. As soon as he got there, he chose the first girl he saw and left to get married to her. On the wedding night, he and his bride were about to do the 'thing' when he discovered she was very hairy below. So he complained and said...

HUSBAND: Indeed you are a village girl! Don't you know you should have shaved this bushy hair.

VILLAGE GIRL: Ha! Shave what?! This is the reason why all the boys in the village call me Afrobaby.

The husband fainted!