Magnetic Shoes

I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came upon me. My mind ministered to me that there will be a lot of spraying of money that day.

So I went to a shoemaker and told him, "Please design a shoe that can magnet money for me?"

The shoemaker smiled and said, ''It will cost you just 2,000 Naira".

I paid him and left. On the supposed day, I appeared at the scene with my magnetic shoe. Not quite long, some group of men acting as multi-millionaires stood up and started spraying dollars on the couple. As I saw the dollars descending, I stylishly stepped on the first dollar, but it didn't stick. I changed position and stepped on another one. But it didn't magnet. I became frustrated and was stepping and stepping, it wasn't working.

As I looked to my left, I saw the shoemaker stepping on the dollars stylishly and they were sticking onto his shoes. I cried, "You duped me!"

He replied in a low tone, "Were you the only one that saw the poster?"