Killer Wife

POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Lagos just shot her husband!

DPO: Why did she shoot him?

POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped!

DPO: Have you arrested her yet?

POLICEMAN: No sir... the floor isn't dry yet!

Author: 
@tinukedGirl
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pappyjoe's picture

Z kul nd funny

olaonipekun mercy's picture

Gud nd funny

moneyman's picture

Need a lady like that,all the girls I meet can nt woke up and even clan a plate

elephant the can daddy's picture

Gud and funny

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