School Jokes

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.

In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...

TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.

TEACHER: Now, Akpos, tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?AKPOS: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.

Ebuka was doing his geography assignment with his dad...DAD: Ebuka, which country is near to U.S.A?EBUKA: I don't know dad.FATHER: I will beat you today if you don't answer my...

In a science class...TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder later?AKPOS: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.