School Jokes
Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man.After talking about "Goat" the next topic was "Dog". He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around...
In J.S.S 1, first term, I took 1st position in class with 522/1000 total mark. My parents were so happy and congratulated me, Only my class teacher told me to sit up.Second term,...
A Teacher asked Akpos in class..."If you have only one shoe, and that's the only shoe you have to wear, your Dad has seven shoes, he decides to give you two of his shoes to wear....
QUESTION: PROVE PAPA = MAMA (10 MARKS)ART STUDENTS: This cannot be done! COMMERCIAL STUDENTS: It's very impossible! SCIENCE STUDENTS: Pressure(P) =Force(F)/ Area(A). i.e P = F/A...
I shifted my locker to the right side of the class. This is what I've been doing every week, I keep changing position of the locker.My teacher always ask people to read in class....
One day, Akpos was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is...
Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...
On the first day in a boarding school, the Principal addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, The female dormitory (hostel) will be out-of-bounds for all...
TEACHER: What is the axis of the earth?STUDENT: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other and on which the earth revolves.TEACHER: Very...
A guy came to show me his results, he got 4 Es and 2 Fs. He said his father says he should come and ask me which school he can go. I just told him Sunday School.