School Jokes

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for...

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

OKON: I saw a strap of your bra.TEACHER: Okon Get out! No class for you for a week![Another Boy laughs]TEACHER: Why did you laugh?BOY: I saw both straps of d bra.TEACHER: Get out...

Teacher: Akpos! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns....Akpos: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down.

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!