School Jokes

John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...

A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school TEACHER: What's ur name?BOY: MohammadTEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from todayThe boy went homeMOM: How was...

TEACHER: Akpos name any type of flower you know.AKPOS: Chrysanthum.TEACHER: Spell it!AKPOS: [Laughs] Aunty, no please, rose...R-O-S-E

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Akpos! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns....Akpos: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down.

TEACHER: If a person from Nigeria is a Nigerian, then what's a person from Holland called?.. AKPOS: Hollandia

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!

Akpos again!!! Akpos got 2 skool late on monday morning and the teacher asked "Akpos why did u come to school late?" Akpos answered "one man lost #1,000 note at d bus stop" the...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...