School Jokes

A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...

Akpos was very pressed. But luckily for him, he passed by a lonely school where no eyes was preying.He noticed a sign board behind the school with the inscription that says" DO...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".

TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!

TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called? AKPOS: ADULTERY!

TEACHER: If your father is owing N2000 for your school fees and he pays only N1000, how much is he now owing for your school fees?AKPOS: N2000 ma.TEACHER: (surprised) N2000? How...

A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far. He decided to start from the last topic...

TEACHER: What's a valley!AKPOS: A valley is a long "depression" (or low part) in the land, between two higher parts, ma. TEACHER: Excellent answer Akpos. Give me an example!AKPOS...

Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....