School Jokes
In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's...
TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it...
In an art class...TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term tie and dye?JIMI: Tie and Dye can be defined as a hand method of producing patterns...
During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition.Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?Akpos did not write...
MERCY: I don't want to go to school.MOTHER: Why not? MERCY: I don't feel well. MOTHER: Where don't you feel well? MERCY: IN SCHOOL.
A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...
John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...
TEACHER: A person who have no hand is called?AKPOS: A HandicapTEACHER: A person who have no leg is called?AKPOS: A Legicap.
TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.