School Jokes
May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...
I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...
SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework. DAD: OK.SOME: What is photosynthesis? DAD: Hmm... why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.
Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...
TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!
In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can...
TEACHER: How do you get holy water? AKPOS: Boil the hell out of it!
FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today?SON: I only got one sum wrong.FATHER: Well done. How many sums were there?SON: Twelve.FATHER: So you got eleven right?SON: No...