Medical Jokes
A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a drink of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service...
Once, Akpos had become ill, he went to see a doctor. He was staggering, and the smell of alcohol was in his breath. DOCTOR; Sir, you are beyond treatment. Take my advice and stop...
Kwame stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Kelechi, was in labor and Kwame was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Kwame grabbed the phone...
When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any...
Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."The injured...
A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...
A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're...