Medical Jokes

Akpos met Kwame crying at the entrance of the hospital. The following conversation ensued:AKPOS: Kwame, why are you crying?KWAME: I came for a blood test and they cut my finger...

MAN: Doctor, doctor! I feel dead from my waist down.DOCTOR: Ooh! Don't worry. I will arrange for you to be half buried.

One day, I had just gotten back from the hospital when the following dialogue ensued between me and my friend Akpos...AKPOS: Hey, where have you been?ME: In the hospital, I went...

Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. In the first step, they cut of one leg of a dog, they then ordered it to move and it did.They cut off another leg, leaving the dog...

A fat man went to meet his doctor for instructions on how to lose the fat in his stomach. Their conversation is as follows...DOCTOR: To lose your tummy fat, you should shake your...

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a s*x problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you."...

A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service...

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the...

A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...