Marriage Jokes
Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...
Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: Man, I went on a date with her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was...
A lady came to see her doctor and the following conversation ensued: LADY: Doctor please call in my husband. DOCTOR: Trust me, I am a gentleman.LADY: No doc, your nurse is sitting...
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said...
Akpos' wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a long while sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she...
After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.He looked at her slowly and then said : "A-B-C-D-E-F-G- H-I-J-K"."What does that mean?" she asked."Adorable,...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...