Funny Sayings

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...

Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...

Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....

A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...

How do we expect our kids to be good, when they watch bad cartoons like the ones below: Ben 10 can change into 10 demons.Tarzan is always half naked.Tom & Jerry are always...

1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some...

I'm tired of all these Dettol advertisements. My younger brother who is just 5 years old carries Dettol in his pocket anywhere he goes. He pours Dettol in the toilet before using...

If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...

Technically, there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for...

You know you're a Nigerian if...The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.Your parents add...

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