Funny Sayings

Africans be like:My name is Menzo Tony Nnamdi, but you can call me MTNMy name is Bisola Belinda Mayowa, but just call me BBMMy name is Katleho Lefa Maletsatsi, but just call KLMMy...

I'm tired of all these Dettol advertisements. My younger brother who is just 5 years old carries Dettol in his pocket anywhere he goes. He pours Dettol in the toilet before using...

If Akpos Becomes Nigeria's President, His 8 points agenda will be: 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each other's heart will...

THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...

The is the full story of my life...Name: AKPOS HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount everest.MY RECORDS: Fought...

I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...

SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...

In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...

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