Funny Sayings
It is FASHION DESIGNER not FASHION DECIDERIt is FEDERAL Govt not FEATHER Govt.It is CABIN BISCUIT not CABIN BEA SKITIt is BOREHOLE not BOIL HOLE.It is TISSUE PAPER not TEA SHOE...
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just...
On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...
Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire...
Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you...
He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Why don't you ask him that which garden has only one flower.
Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student
They say milk gives strenght, so I drank five glasses and still couldn't move a wall. But when I drank 13 shots of vodka, I saw the wall moved by itself.Which one is stronger?
Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them:Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?"Answer: "...