Funny Sayings
Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.
A Beautiful Letter to Nigerian Twin Musicians, P-SQUARE From A Fervent Fan.Dear P-Square,I want to ask 'WHY E BE SAY' una wan split after all these years? Because you guys seem to...
I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?
Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...
I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!
When We Were Kids...1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot.4. The match...
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA... Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY......
If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...