Family Jokes

Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...

I paid a visit to the house of one of my friends called Dizzy. On reaching there, his Mother said, ''Kwame, your friend Dizzy went out about one hour ago. Would you like to leave...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

SON: Dad!DAD:: Son what your problem?SON: Can you believe that the landlord always come into our room if you are not around?DAD: Maybe he came to check the electricity bill.SON:...

Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...

A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...

My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...

DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...