Family Jokes
Akpos and his Wife had only one child, Kwapa. They so pampered this boy that he demands unnecessarily. On a certain day, he called Akpos and said, "Dad, I need an iPad and a...
UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera's house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I'm using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are...
I told my dad today that someone got shot and died And my dad was like, "With what?" I wanted to reply, 'With cutlass', but then I remembered he is still going pay my...
A mother was scolding her daughter, "I don't like that guy, Akpos, you are going out with, he is too dumb!" "No Mama." Her daughter replied, "He is going to be a medical...
One day a little girl became puzzled about her origin."How did I get here, Mummy?" she asked.Her mother replied, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you here my daughter.""Did God...
A man and his parents were having a discussion...FATHER: Son, you are 33 years old and you are still living with us, don't you think is about time to find a house of your own?SON...
YOUR FATHER:OCCUPATION: Civil Servant.SALARY: N50,000.PHONE TYPE: Nokia Torch.YOUR MOTHER:OCCUPATION: Secretary.SALARY: N30,000PHONE TYPE: Tecno Dual Sim (China)YOU:CCUPATION:...
Zabo is an 8-year old boy who lives with his parent and grandma. One Monday morning, Zabo went to the table for breakfast expecting to see the family all set at the dining, but to...
(Mom in the kitchen)KWAME: Mom, do you need a hand?MOM: Thanks dear, I've got it covered.(5 mins later)MOM: Kwame, you are not doing anything abi? You cannot help me wash the...
DAD: Jessica I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa. JESSICA: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.