All Jokes

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...

A lonely Journalist, sent out to a local town to cover a story, walked into a small bar in the town. He asked one of the local prospectors seated at the bar what they did for...

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch...

In a science class...TEACHER: Who can tell us why we always see the lightening first before we hear the sound of the thunder later?AKPOS: Because our eyes are in front of our ears.

I want to RANT! I know Girls will dislike me for this but I must post it.Just think about this... A guy will make an update, full of Wisdom, Educative,Inspirational, laced with...

This couple was in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her Kitty-Cat."Put your finger in me, " she asks him.So he does without hesitation, as she starts...

The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...

I shifted my locker to the right side of the class. This is what I've been doing every week, I keep changing position of the locker.My teacher always ask people to read in class....

I had tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day I decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver me but I had to pay 15,000 Naira. I went...

Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues...MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective...