All Jokes

Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking...

When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...

A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this...

Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons. They forget to mention morons!

Akpos called a Computer Assistant on phone to complain and this conversation took place...COMPUTER ASSISTANT: May I help you?AKPOS: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPerfect....

KWAME: Why are you tip toe-ing in front of the Pharmacy?AKPOS: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills..

TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...

Teacher comes in and wrote on the board, word | sentences: YamTEACHER: Someone should stand up and make a sentence with yam.OBEMU: (smartly stood up) I yam that I yam

Letter from a Teacher to a child's Parents: "Dear Parents,Malik is not smelling nice in class, will you please wash him properly.Parents' reply:"Dear Teacher, Malik is not a rose...

A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.JAMES: I will look for...