All Jokes

ME: Hi cutie. HER: Hi. ME: I think you're awesome. HER: Thank you. ME: Can I go out with you on Friday? HER: What do you do for a living? ME: I analyse and...

An elderly man boarded a bus at a Bus Stop in Lagos heading home to Ikeja. Typical of Lagos bus stops, and the rushes by commuters to get on board, one of the commuters who...

MTN is giving out free GLO recharge cards to all ETISALAT customers using AIRTEL lines.

Some Girls have never seen the doors of a gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.

My girl has been given me the silent treatment for days so I threw away her toothbrush... If she's not going to talk to me, she's not talking to anyone!

Where are Those friends in Primary School who'll say, "If I slap you, you'll fly to America!" Please come and slap me, I'm tired of the country.

Almost a million naira to study Chemistry in a Private University in Nigeria, yet none of them have invented anything, not even anointing oil!

KALU: Why did you ask to be buried with a Nigerian flag? AKPOS: So when God sees my flag, He will know I have been to hell before!

You are dating 3 people and you say you are in a relationship... You are not in a relationship, you are in a MEETING!

A boy visited me, my mom asked if we were dating, I said no he's like a brother to me She said, "I used to call your dad Brother Dele."