All Jokes

Sometimes I Think About These... 1. What's Satan's last name? 2. Can animals commit suicide? 3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 4. How...

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

TEACHER: What do you want to be when you grow up? JUNIOR: I want to be a doctor. TEACHER: Hmm... I wouldn't come to your office with the grades you're making. JUNIOR: I...

MAN: Marry me? WOMAN: Do you have a flat? MAN: No. WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car? MAN: No. WOMAN: How much is your salary? MAN: No salary, but I... WOMAN: No...

James was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn wife. "She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her!" James exclaimed." "Well, I'll...

Years ago, an African King was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Bill Clinton. The instructor told the African...

Teacher (noun) A Person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Two Jewish men, Barnabas and Hosea were sitting in a restaurant in Lagos. Barnabas asked Hosea, '‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in Nigeria?" Hosea...

INTERVIEWER: So how far did you go with your education? ME: I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house.