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In class one day, the Teacher pulled Akpos over to his desk after a test, and said, "Akpos I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Akpos was astounded and...
An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,...
A man and his son were having their dinner on the dining table when the son looked into his father's food and saw that the meats there were much bigger than his. Immediately, he...
Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...
AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...
In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!
One day, a poor man was walking with his two sons when a car accidentally hit one of his sons. The driver came down from his car, quietly wrote a cheque of N10million, gave it to...
When God created Adam and Eve, there was equality between man and woman. One day, Adam and Eve had a serious disagreement. Adam called all the animals, but they couldn't resolve...
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her."You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to...
HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...