All Jokes

During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...

Below is the conversation between a girl and her boyfriend after sex.GIRL: Darling...BOYFRIEND: Yea sweetieGIRL: How much do you love me?BOYFRIEND: Look up the sky and count the...

TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.

Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being secondary school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail....

One day, I had just gotten back from the hospital when the following dialogue ensued between me and my friend Akpos...AKPOS: Hey, where have you been?ME: In the hospital, I went...

The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...

That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...

A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...

Nowadays, the evil that men do surprise even the devil.Growing up, I remember seeing Nigerian police in Peugeot 504 with Police number plates. These days, I see them more in '...