All Jokes

A boy sends a textBOY: HeyGIRL (to herself): OMG..he jst texted me..I wonder what he wants..maybe he just wants to talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey.. I...

WIFE: If i knew you were this Poor I wouldn't have married you! AKPOS: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?"

My uncle's wife suspected my uncle was sleeping with their house help. She sent the help to the village for weekend without telling my uncle, and laid a trap for him. That night,...

Akpos: Ochuku I like your teethOchuku: Thanks but why?Akpos: It reminds me of a song called black and yellow

During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.? When collecting the paper...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Akpos...

Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.Welcome to Nigeria Police...

Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?

Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!*Akpos carries offering basket, and runs away*

When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really cute. You will overcome your sadness. But do not make this a habit because liars go to hell.