All Jokes

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...

Akpos fainted in front of Tasty Fried Chicken. People rushed down to him, a Man shouted, "Bring water, bring water". On hearing this, Akpos quickly got up and said "If na water...

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the...

Pastor: People lets give offering due to the beauty of your wife (Akpos stands up & gives 5 naira) Pastor: Why 5 naira.Akpos: I don't have 1 naira.

MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!

AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!OCHUKO: How bad is it?AKPOS: How bad is what?

Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...

AKPOS: My wife gives me sound adviceOCHUKO: Really?AKPOS: Yeah, 99% SOUND, 1% ADVICE!

ARMED ROBBERS: We are going to kill everyone here in alphabetical order! You, what's ur name? OCHUKO: Rev.Ochuko. AKPOS: ZzzAkpos ZzOghene