All Jokes
Four friends are sitting at a table discussing how rich their sons are.FIRST MAN: My son is so rich he bought his friend the new ferrari.SECOND MAN: That's nothing my son bought...
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created...
MAGICIAN: I'll cut your wife's body into two halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is that, you'll turn my problem from one to two! Make her disappear instead
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I...
A man went to his neighbourMAN: May I use your lawn mower?NEIGHBOUR: Yes, on the condition that you don't take it out of my lawn.
SON: Dad where did I get my intelligence from?DAD: You probably got it from your mom because I still have mine.
A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...
Mark finally got a new job and his boss said to him, "I will pay you R80 per day then it will increase to R120 after 3 months, so when do you wanna start?""After three months sir...