All Jokes
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard cries coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found...
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
Women talk too much. That's why men have developed a superpower called SELECTIVE HEARING.EXAMPLE:When a woman says: "This house is a mess, HoneyYou and I need to clean this,Your...
A man asks wife "what would you do if I won a lottery?" Wife says "I would take half and leave you." "Perfect. I have won Rs.100, here's Rs.50. Now get lost!"
AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken!TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with?AKPOS: Soap and water.TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use water near a computer!AKPOS: I...
A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call"One day the man sent his son to tell his mom while she was busy in the kitchen.SON: Mom,...
An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer believes that Nigerians are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily,...
A priest was preparing a dying man for his 'long day's journey into night'. Whispering firmly, the priest says, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil...
A teacher got quite angry at Akpos after he answered another question without thinking ... and she asked Teacher: "How stupid can you be?"Akpos: Is that a challenge?