All Jokes

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."David, David...

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!BOY: Why?GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?BOY: Of course not, I'm not like that.GIRL: I'm going to break...

A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice. He walks into the...

A white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man responded "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when...

A woman ask the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not...

A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed she went to tell her husband about the encounter.The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so...

Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...

When a boy does something wrong...GIRL: You broke my Favorite Lamp!BOY: It was an Accident...I didn't mean to...GIRL: I can't believe you did this!BOY: I'm Sorry...When a girl...

Aminat, and her husband, Mustapha, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard cries coming from the children's room. Rushing in, they found...