Funny Sayings

They say milk gives strenght, so I drank five glasses and still couldn't move a wall. But when I drank 13 shots of vodka, I saw the wall moved by itself.Which one is stronger?

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them:Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?"Answer: "...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...

If you were born on the 29th of FEBRUARY, I'm sorry to announce to you that there will be no birthday for you because this year FEBRUARY has just only 28 days. So until next year...

During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is whathe came up with:1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty...

The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I...

Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"