Funny Sayings
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!
These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...
Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...
BREAKING NEWS Linda Thomas, the MTN STAFF who use to say ''Your account is too low for this call", hasbeen sacked! You can now make free calls before they employsomeone else. Be...
1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 2. Guys, when a...
1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue4....