Relationship Jokes

It's really sad that most of the guys on Facebook have nothing else to do than ask girls their phone numbers. Some will even go to the profiles of girls to steal their phone...

Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell She will look at you and be like, "I don't have transport fare." Jesus!

So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and after we finished eating, I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter didn't have 500 naira change to give me. I asked the girl to...

GUY: What is your name? SHE: My name is Abena Mensah GUY: What's your age? SHE: We girls don't reveal our age to boys! ME: What is your email address? SHE:...

BOY: Hey pretty girl GIRL: Hi BOY: I want to take you out. GIRL: I have a boyfriend. BOY: Too bad. I was thinking of taking you out on a vacation to London GIRL: My...

*Girl inbox me first* GIRL: Hey ME: Hi. *Girl no longer replies* ME: Did I spell that "Hi" right?

GUY: Where are you? GIRL: Home, on my bed. GUY: What are you wearing? GIRL: The full armour of God

GUY: Hello dear? GIRL: (No reply) GUY: How are you doing? GIRL: (No reply) GUY: 30769944262541 GIRL: Wow! Which network? GUY: Cartoon Network!

This Post is For The Ladies... HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours....

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend... GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now... it's cool though Josh, that's why I've...