Relationship Jokes
There was this babe I met, she was so eager for us to go out, she said, "Baby please, I want us to go out, there is one new Chinese Restaurant in town."I was like, "A CHINESE...
A girl gave one boy her number in Shoprite.10 minutes later, he saw the boy enter his 2015 land rover. She runs towards him and started shouting, "Wrong number!"
Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.
Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...
Dear Ladies, If you're dating three Guys at once and you Love them...Believe me my sister, you don't have a HEART, you have a MEMORY CARD!
GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!
A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...
A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart....
Sometimes women can be too suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset, "You are running around with other women." she charged...
Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!GIRLFRIEND: I don'...