Religious Jokes
A Nigerian Lawyer died and arrived at the heavenly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week...
A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's infirmed should place his or her right hand on wherever he or she is feeling...
One day a rich man dies and goes to heaven.St. Peter says, "Now Aliko, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where...
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "...
A group of Catholic Priests were due to play a group of Redeem Pastors in an important inter-faith game. A few days before the match, disaster struck. The Catholic team's star...
An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God, moved by his prayers, told him to make only one wish which will be granted! The Igbo man...
In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!
Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire...
Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!