Religious Jokes
A man was preaching to a girl. this is the conversation that ensued:MAN: In moments of temptation, ask yourself, if an hour of pleasure is worth a lifetime of shame in hell? GIRL...
Conversation between a pastor and an old woman:PASTOR: Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Because if you don't, hell await those who don't repent, where there will be...
Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...
God said: "I cannot be everywhere, so I created Mother..."....Devil replied: "Even I cannot be everywhere too, so I created Mother-in-Law...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was...
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''St. Peter answered, ''Those are...
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from...
TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:PASTOR: Praise the Lord.CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When...