Religious Jokes

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. While the pastor was preaching he said, "Tell the person seated next to you that what happens to you will also happen to me."But...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...

Queen Elizabeth, Barrack Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell fire. The Queen ask the devil to allow her make a phone call to London to know the welfare of her people. She...

PASTOR: Poverty is a disease, you have to fight poverty. Akpos got up and started walking out of the church. PASTOR: Sir, why...

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos...

Akpos was walking along a rainy street with his brand new fancy $900 jacket. He sees a gorgeous woman in a short dress and long red heels. She is about to cross the street when...

A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying...

The Sunday school teacher said this while teaching on the resurrection of Christ and his Elites:TEACHER: If today were to be the resurrection day, righteousness will be one of the...

If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...