Religious Jokes
In a Sunday school class one Sunday morning, after a very interesting topic, the teacher asked if there was Any question? Akpos raised up his hand looking very confused.AUNTY:...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to...
Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.FATHER: What have you done?FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say...
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time?ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules!...
Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...
Akpos sees his father in the shower and ask what his testicles are, the father said, "Those are the APPLES OF THE TREE OF LIFE" he tells Akpos, by the way of poetic concealment....
One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions... AKPOS: God owns all thing...
AKPOS: Honey, do you know people consider me as God?WIFE: (surprised) No dear. Why?AKPOS: Wherever I go, people always say, "Oh God! You are here again!".
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" and not go into...