18+ Jokes
Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. Miraculously, all five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small...
A female student goes to a young professor's office wearing a very short sexy skirt and a see through blouse. She glanced down the hall, closed the door and kneels pleadingly...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visits a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature...
Akpos comes home bleeding.... WIFE: What happened? AKPOS: Vincent hit me with a hammer. WIFE: Didn't you have anything in your hands? AKPOS: I had. WIFE: What...
A middle-aged man kneels beside his bed in prayer... ''What are you praying for?'' asks his wife. "GUIDANCE." he answered. "Just ask for STIFFNESS, I will guide the...
WIFE: Tonight we're trying different positions. HUSBAND: (excited) Good idea! What positions should we try? WIFE: You take the sink and wash dishes, I'll take the couch and...
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. HUSBAND: Sukitaki, Mojitaka! Wife replies, "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily, "Toka a...
One day while Timmy's dad was just getting out of the shower, Timmy looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?" "Oh Timmy, that's my nerve and yours...
A Nigerian ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by the Russian ambassador. For three days, the Nigerian ambassador was wined, dined and generally treated to the best...
Two policemen were parked on the side of a highway waiting to nab individuals throwing litter out of their car windows. One car drove by and threw out some garbage, but the...